Boot to the head

[alex_antonin]

Purely hypothetical, because I haven't the skills for it nor the patience to learn said skills, but if I had the skills to be a hacker, I would use those skills to boot certain people from the Internet. Anti-maskers, anti-vaxxers, Nazis, racists, other bigots, a whole lot of Republicans, and others. When found, I would lock their social media accounts down so hard they'd never be able to reclaim the accounts, do the same to their email accounts, remotely control their computer and install something on it to basically turn the computer into an expensive paperweight, cancel their cable and Internet service, cancel their phone service, and then send copies of their most vile posts to their employers to get them fired. Oh, and if they were especially heinous, I'd doxx them on 4chan and elsewhere.

And if they managed somehow to recover their accounts, I'd hack into their government records and get them declared legally dead. That would be a hell of a mess for them to try to get corrected!

(Sigh) That'd be so cool. Alas...