FUCK Walgreens
Sep. 7th, 2021 02:57 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alex_antoninIt is impossible, in this format, to express the depths of my furious ⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FUCKING ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ abhorrence for Walgreens right now. It used to be a simple matter of logging into my account online and refilling the prescriptions. Neat, simple, tidy. Then that started to more frequently be down for some fucking reason. Annoying, but I could just use the guest refill thing. (Why one works and the other doesn't, I have NO fucking idea.)
Oh, but it gets worse. Because now, pretty much every time I want to refill a prescription, the fucking login system is ALWAYS fucking not working, now. Which, fine, okay, use the guest refill... which manages one RX and not the other. Okay, so we'll call them. Get a robot, of fucking course. No matter, go through the hoops. It understood me, got the right RX, and it--FUCK! It didn't seem to hear my confirmation, it's trying to call a human. I want to BREAK A FUCKING TABLE over someone's head, but I hold it in.
I hang up, try again. Oh what's that? It heard me perfectly well the last time, and STILL put me on hold to a human? We-heh-HELL, fuck me in every single one of my orifaces with a jackhammer and call me She-Hulk!
...all of which would still be just barely tolerable, if not for the fact that the hold music gets interrupted every ⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FIFTEEN MOTHER-FUCKING SECONDS ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ for the FUCKING GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER VOICE TO TELL ME "wE aPoloGIZe foR THe waiT, bUT oUr staff Is aNSwering OTHer CalLs" like YOU FUCKING GODDAMNED LIAR FIRST OF ALL and SECONDLY, HOLD MUSIC IS TOLERABLE. YOU FUCKING REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING WORDS TO ME EVERY 15 OR 20 SECONDS IS JUST
⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FUCK!!! ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ
I want to
⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FUCKING MURDER ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ
whatever
⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FUCKING IDIOT ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ
thought that was a good idea!
SERIOUSLY! THAT SHIT IS INFURIATING ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANT TO DOUSE THEIR ENTIRE CALL CENTER IN NAPALM AND LIGHT IT ON FUCKING FIRE!!! WITH EVERYONE TRAPPED INSIDE!!!
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(furious, wind-down sigh)
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...
(Kalm)
I have what is, by necessity, something that looks very much like a high level of patience about certain things, at least in public. But this kind of nonsense? No matter how much I try to hold it in, this kind of UTTER FUCKING BULLSHIT puts me into a TOWERING RAGE MELTDOWN and it takes EVERY FUCKING OUNCE OF SELF CONTROL to not throw my phone against the fucking wall and scream myself hoarse and pound the walls with my fists until they FUCKING BLEED!!!
Which is why I never do that kind of shit while out and about, like some people do, because I have no interest in attracting the sort of attention that has people calling cops.
In conclusion,
PS = Turns out my doctor had sent in a refill for me already without my knowledge or consent, which according to the person on the other end is common, but it's the first time it's ever fucking happened to me, so I say FUCK THE DOCTOR TOO.
Oh, but it gets worse. Because now, pretty much every time I want to refill a prescription, the fucking login system is ALWAYS fucking not working, now. Which, fine, okay, use the guest refill... which manages one RX and not the other. Okay, so we'll call them. Get a robot, of fucking course. No matter, go through the hoops. It understood me, got the right RX, and it--FUCK! It didn't seem to hear my confirmation, it's trying to call a human. I want to BREAK A FUCKING TABLE over someone's head, but I hold it in.
I hang up, try again. Oh what's that? It heard me perfectly well the last time, and STILL put me on hold to a human? We-heh-HELL, fuck me in every single one of my orifaces with a jackhammer and call me She-Hulk!
...all of which would still be just barely tolerable, if not for the fact that the hold music gets interrupted every ⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FIFTEEN MOTHER-FUCKING SECONDS ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ for the FUCKING GODDAMNED PIECE OF SHIT COMPUTER VOICE TO TELL ME "wE aPoloGIZe foR THe waiT, bUT oUr staff Is aNSwering OTHer CalLs" like YOU FUCKING GODDAMNED LIAR FIRST OF ALL and SECONDLY, HOLD MUSIC IS TOLERABLE. YOU FUCKING REPEATING THE SAME FUCKING WORDS TO ME EVERY 15 OR 20 SECONDS IS JUST
⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FUCK!!! ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ
I want to
⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FUCKING MURDER ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ
whatever
⛧ ☠ ⛧ ⛥ ☠ FUCKING IDIOT ψ ψ ☠ ⛧ ψ
thought that was a good idea!
SERIOUSLY! THAT SHIT IS INFURIATING ENOUGH TO MAKE ME WANT TO DOUSE THEIR ENTIRE CALL CENTER IN NAPALM AND LIGHT IT ON FUCKING FIRE!!! WITH EVERYONE TRAPPED INSIDE!!!
...
...
(furious, wind-down sigh)
...
...
(Kalm)
I have what is, by necessity, something that looks very much like a high level of patience about certain things, at least in public. But this kind of nonsense? No matter how much I try to hold it in, this kind of UTTER FUCKING BULLSHIT puts me into a TOWERING RAGE MELTDOWN and it takes EVERY FUCKING OUNCE OF SELF CONTROL to not throw my phone against the fucking wall and scream myself hoarse and pound the walls with my fists until they FUCKING BLEED!!!
Which is why I never do that kind of shit while out and about, like some people do, because I have no interest in attracting the sort of attention that has people calling cops.
In conclusion,
PS = Turns out my doctor had sent in a refill for me already without my knowledge or consent, which according to the person on the other end is common, but it's the first time it's ever fucking happened to me, so I say FUCK THE DOCTOR TOO.
