Whiny little fucktards
Mar. 30th, 2009 10:22 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alex_antoninI read an article recently that said people living in rural Oregon were complaining about the giant metal windmills that produce wind power, claiming that they were spoiling the view and that they were noisy. My response to this was "WTF!?!?!?"
Okay, rural Oregonians, listen up: I have seen pictures of rural Oregon. It looks exactly like every other rural area I've ever lived in or visited or otherwise seen. Exactly the same! Which is to say, boring as all fuck. So boring, in fact, that anyone sane would be tempted to pluck their eyeballs out with a spoon just to give their eyes something interesting to do. I used to have trouble keeping awake while driving with that shit as my only view, even despite blaring heavy metal music or driving with the windows down. I hate to break it to you, but you do NOT have a "view." And if you think you have a view, you seriously need either your eyes or your head examined, or both, because that's either crappy eyesight or some kind of psychotic delusion, probably induced by too much exposure to inane boredom and the fumes from all the animal shit, not to mention the dangerous chemicals the farmers use. (You can't tell me, farmers, that you don't use dangerous chemicals, either. I lived in Iowa, I know these things; Iowa's big drug problem was meth, and meth-makers were always stealing anhydrous ammonia to make their meth with. As an ingredient.) You country-dwelling nutbags are probably convinced by all the chemicals and boredom that the sky is made of diamonds and that pig shit smells like roses. Well I've smelled pig shit before, and I cannot believe that anyone living with that crap on their property hasn't suffered brain damage from all the fumes. Hell, in Iowa bored kids would sniff cow shit to get high, so don't go telling me that animal shit isn't fucking with your brain, I know it is. Animal shit's fumes are probably like gaseous LSD. You're probably convinced that those windmills are dragons and you're Don Quixote. And before you go condemning me as a "city folk who don't know what y'all're talkin bout," listen up: I lived on a farm once out near the asshole of nowhere, for about 5 years. I know what I'm talking about. I woke up high every morning because of the fumes from the sheep shit wafting into my bedroom during the night.
Secondly, noise? o_O Okay people, now I know you're insane. While I suppose a metal windmill might very well make noises, the fucking things are about 100 feet in the air. There is no fucking way a human being could hear that, especially when you people are between several blocks and several miles away from these things. You'd have to be a bat, a dolphin, or some kind of bat/dolphin hybrid to hear that. And even if you manage to actually hear it, whoop dee doo! Turn on the TV or stereo, you won't hear it anymore. And if it bothers you while you're trying to get to sleep? Whine, why don't you? Whiny pathetic little spoiled bratshits. Good gods, I used to sleep in an apartment with a very busy and very noisy highway right outside my fucking window. If I can get used to sleeping by that, then you can get used to the damned windmills. Do it for the environment! The world will thank you.
But seriously, to complain about the eco-friendly wind power for such pathetic, flimsy excuses as the view and the noise? Good gods, idiot people: wake up and join the 21st century already. Jesus motherfucking Christ on a pogo stick! Either get used to it or kill yourselves, I really don't care which you choose. But stop your inane, pedantic bitching already!
Okay, rural Oregonians, listen up: I have seen pictures of rural Oregon. It looks exactly like every other rural area I've ever lived in or visited or otherwise seen. Exactly the same! Which is to say, boring as all fuck. So boring, in fact, that anyone sane would be tempted to pluck their eyeballs out with a spoon just to give their eyes something interesting to do. I used to have trouble keeping awake while driving with that shit as my only view, even despite blaring heavy metal music or driving with the windows down. I hate to break it to you, but you do NOT have a "view." And if you think you have a view, you seriously need either your eyes or your head examined, or both, because that's either crappy eyesight or some kind of psychotic delusion, probably induced by too much exposure to inane boredom and the fumes from all the animal shit, not to mention the dangerous chemicals the farmers use. (You can't tell me, farmers, that you don't use dangerous chemicals, either. I lived in Iowa, I know these things; Iowa's big drug problem was meth, and meth-makers were always stealing anhydrous ammonia to make their meth with. As an ingredient.) You country-dwelling nutbags are probably convinced by all the chemicals and boredom that the sky is made of diamonds and that pig shit smells like roses. Well I've smelled pig shit before, and I cannot believe that anyone living with that crap on their property hasn't suffered brain damage from all the fumes. Hell, in Iowa bored kids would sniff cow shit to get high, so don't go telling me that animal shit isn't fucking with your brain, I know it is. Animal shit's fumes are probably like gaseous LSD. You're probably convinced that those windmills are dragons and you're Don Quixote. And before you go condemning me as a "city folk who don't know what y'all're talkin bout," listen up: I lived on a farm once out near the asshole of nowhere, for about 5 years. I know what I'm talking about. I woke up high every morning because of the fumes from the sheep shit wafting into my bedroom during the night.
Secondly, noise? o_O Okay people, now I know you're insane. While I suppose a metal windmill might very well make noises, the fucking things are about 100 feet in the air. There is no fucking way a human being could hear that, especially when you people are between several blocks and several miles away from these things. You'd have to be a bat, a dolphin, or some kind of bat/dolphin hybrid to hear that. And even if you manage to actually hear it, whoop dee doo! Turn on the TV or stereo, you won't hear it anymore. And if it bothers you while you're trying to get to sleep? Whine, why don't you? Whiny pathetic little spoiled bratshits. Good gods, I used to sleep in an apartment with a very busy and very noisy highway right outside my fucking window. If I can get used to sleeping by that, then you can get used to the damned windmills. Do it for the environment! The world will thank you.
But seriously, to complain about the eco-friendly wind power for such pathetic, flimsy excuses as the view and the noise? Good gods, idiot people: wake up and join the 21st century already. Jesus motherfucking Christ on a pogo stick! Either get used to it or kill yourselves, I really don't care which you choose. But stop your inane, pedantic bitching already!
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Date: 2009-03-31 09:39 pm (UTC)But the view... I think generation windmills are elegant. I like seeing them, they are pretty.
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Date: 2009-04-02 05:21 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2009-04-01 01:38 am (UTC)But, yeah, it's definitely something one should be able to quickly get used to.
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Date: 2009-04-02 05:21 am (UTC)