Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket

[alex_antonin]

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There once was a woman named Hunt,
Who was always a masterful runt;
      She'd beg and she'd plead
      And get down on her knees
For a big rod to fill up her cunt.

Comments

[drjon.livejournal.com]

See, that'd be funny if the last word was "pants".

[fayanora.livejournal.com]

We tried thinking of something funny to replace cunt with and drew a blank.