⛧ First Church of Hypocrisy, Blasphemy, and Self-Righteousness ⛧

[Error: unknown template qotd]Well, I like to cook baby fur seals and pandas over a pit using sequoia wood. I then place the cuts of meat on a plastic plate which I throw away as soon as I'm done with it, and open a six-pack of pop without cutting up the plastic rings. Oh, and for desert I eat apples fresh from the tree, and plant the seeds somewhere they've never been before so they can become a pest that pushes out the endangered species in the area. For entertainment, I either light an oil well on fire or sink an oil freighter.

But on the flip side, I'm developing a virus that will make the zombie apocalypse from the Resident Evil movies come true.