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Running? For "fun"? As if.
Oct. 10th, 2011 12:25 amEvery damned Sunday, there's some fucking bullshit or other going on downtown fucking traffic up and making a fuckton of stupid primates crammed into the damned MAX trains. This week it was some fucking marathon. I do not understand people who run on purpose, when they don't have to. How in the fucking hell can running possibly be fun? How can running be anything more than something horrible you do because a mountain lion or a rapist (or a mountain lion rapist) is chasing you and you have to get away? Maybe I would know if I could do it, but you know, asthma is a bitch. I've never been able to run. I think even if I could run, I would only do it when I had to escape roving bands of dropbears.
What's worse, it was cold and rainy today. It may not be officially winter yet, but winter is already here. Running for fun is insane enough, but doing it in the cold and rain? Fuck that shit. Anyone who ran in the marathon must have some kind of permanent brain damage, or temporary insanity, or something.
Gods, I hope this "let's cram as many stupid primates downtown as possible" bullshit ends when winter officially comes around. I don't like people I don't know; being crammed into a giant metal box on wheels with a fuckton of these dangerous primates makes me wish I could teleport them all to New York, so I can have blessed silence and room to breathe. Fucking noisy dickwads talking loud as they can on the fucking MAX, it'd be quieter to have 1000 chimpanzees shrieking insanely in there!
And always on fucking Sunday! Like there aren't any other fucking days to do this shit on. Fucking public transit is maddening enough as it is on Sunday, and then they go and invite as many of these fucking assholes as they can downtown on the worst transit day of the week. It'd be like stopping all flights to New York except one a week and then cramming everyone on the same plane. ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!
What's worse, it was cold and rainy today. It may not be officially winter yet, but winter is already here. Running for fun is insane enough, but doing it in the cold and rain? Fuck that shit. Anyone who ran in the marathon must have some kind of permanent brain damage, or temporary insanity, or something.
Gods, I hope this "let's cram as many stupid primates downtown as possible" bullshit ends when winter officially comes around. I don't like people I don't know; being crammed into a giant metal box on wheels with a fuckton of these dangerous primates makes me wish I could teleport them all to New York, so I can have blessed silence and room to breathe. Fucking noisy dickwads talking loud as they can on the fucking MAX, it'd be quieter to have 1000 chimpanzees shrieking insanely in there!
And always on fucking Sunday! Like there aren't any other fucking days to do this shit on. Fucking public transit is maddening enough as it is on Sunday, and then they go and invite as many of these fucking assholes as they can downtown on the worst transit day of the week. It'd be like stopping all flights to New York except one a week and then cramming everyone on the same plane. ENOUGH OF THIS BULLSHIT!
