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[Error: unknown template qotd]You know, 99% of all sports are completely stupid, pointless, and worthless. The two stupidest, most pointless, and most worthless of all sports are professional wrestling and Nascar. I mean, pro wrestling isn't even wrestling! It's not real, even. It's just a bunch of closet homosexuals in tight pants pretending to beat each other senseless when all they're really doing is secretly wanting to suck each others' cocks.
And Nascar? Second only to church as most important thing to white trash, and even more pointless than pro wrestling. You'd think golf would be more boring than Nascar, but... okay, scratch that, golf is the single most boring activity humans can possibly do, but Nascar is right behind it. I mean, you'd think fast cars would equal excitement, but all they ever do is go around in circles.
I know how to make these two sports more interesting, though. I'll start with Nascar: have them race through rough terrain, like in the "first" Star Wars movie, where young Anakin Skywalker was in that race. It would increase the chance of a crash, which is - after all - what those rednecks want, but would have interesting landscapes. Then at least that modern-day equivalent of gladiator fights would be interesting to look at.
And as for how to improve pro wrestling, well, it's simple: a big vat of either mud or Jello. Skimpier outfits, more butt-touching, and lots of gay language ("I'm going to pound your ass! With my penis!") Then they strip naked and get to the fudge packing!
Oh, and there's nothing wrong with golf that some ATVs, helmets, rough terrain, and alcohol couldn't improve. EXTREME GOLF! The only Tiger Woods in Extreme Golf would be if it was being played in the woods, and there was a real tiger loose in it. XD
And Nascar? Second only to church as most important thing to white trash, and even more pointless than pro wrestling. You'd think golf would be more boring than Nascar, but... okay, scratch that, golf is the single most boring activity humans can possibly do, but Nascar is right behind it. I mean, you'd think fast cars would equal excitement, but all they ever do is go around in circles.
I know how to make these two sports more interesting, though. I'll start with Nascar: have them race through rough terrain, like in the "first" Star Wars movie, where young Anakin Skywalker was in that race. It would increase the chance of a crash, which is - after all - what those rednecks want, but would have interesting landscapes. Then at least that modern-day equivalent of gladiator fights would be interesting to look at.
And as for how to improve pro wrestling, well, it's simple: a big vat of either mud or Jello. Skimpier outfits, more butt-touching, and lots of gay language ("I'm going to pound your ass! With my penis!") Then they strip naked and get to the fudge packing!
Oh, and there's nothing wrong with golf that some ATVs, helmets, rough terrain, and alcohol couldn't improve. EXTREME GOLF! The only Tiger Woods in Extreme Golf would be if it was being played in the woods, and there was a real tiger loose in it. XD
