Writer's Block: When I Grow Up

[Error: unknown template qotd]How the fuck should I know? I can't remember much of anything from my childhood. My mind boggles at people who *do* remember things from their childhood. My memories from childhood are very sketchy until about age 6, when it goes completely blank. I can't remember diddly shit from before I was 6.

Writer's Block: There Once Was a Girl from Nantucket

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There once was a woman named Hunt,
Who was always a masterful runt;
      She'd beg and she'd plead
      And get down on her knees
For a big rod to fill up her cunt.