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I'm trying to steal "snowflake" from conservatives and using it to mock them for being the true whiny babies because I find it hilarious to use their weapons against them, since of the two groups, I know their group is the more sensitive one, they're the big old whiney babies. And you conservatives can just learn to live with it! We stole the rainbow from God, so stealing "snowflake" from you honky tonk losers is as easy as pissing in your mouth would be!
Aug. 10th, 2021
Why is this illegal?
Aug. 10th, 2021 04:24 amTikTok Lawyer Calls Out Woman Who Put Laxatives In Coffee Creamer After Coworkers Kept Stealing It
A lawyer made a video urging people not to put laxatives in their creamer, as one woman demonstrated in a deleted TikTok clip, to deter coworkers from stealing it.
Why the frick-frack paddy-whack is this illegal? The thief shouldn't be stealing things, it's their own fault if they get diarrhea from eating stolen food! And anyway, there's not even anything harmful about laxatives. It sounds to me like some thieving Karen griped and whined and carried on like Karens are wont to do for long enough and at the right people to get her ridiculous BS complaint turned into a law.
And FFS, be glad it's just laxatives. If it was me dealing with a thief, and nothing else was getting them to stop it, I'd be putting pure ghost pepper oil into the food. It's plausible deniability, then. "Your honor, I legitimately love spicy foods. It's not my fault this stupid thieving bitch can't handle a little spice in her stolen food."
Seriously, if this really is against the law, then that is one of the more brain-dead laws on the books.
(Note: The question "why is this illegal?" is rhetorical. I don't at all care why it's against the law, and I don't want to hear the reasons. I'm not going to listen to any explanations, don't waste your time and mine trying to answer a rhetorical question.)
A lawyer made a video urging people not to put laxatives in their creamer, as one woman demonstrated in a deleted TikTok clip, to deter coworkers from stealing it.
Why the frick-frack paddy-whack is this illegal? The thief shouldn't be stealing things, it's their own fault if they get diarrhea from eating stolen food! And anyway, there's not even anything harmful about laxatives. It sounds to me like some thieving Karen griped and whined and carried on like Karens are wont to do for long enough and at the right people to get her ridiculous BS complaint turned into a law.
And FFS, be glad it's just laxatives. If it was me dealing with a thief, and nothing else was getting them to stop it, I'd be putting pure ghost pepper oil into the food. It's plausible deniability, then. "Your honor, I legitimately love spicy foods. It's not my fault this stupid thieving bitch can't handle a little spice in her stolen food."
Seriously, if this really is against the law, then that is one of the more brain-dead laws on the books.
(Note: The question "why is this illegal?" is rhetorical. I don't at all care why it's against the law, and I don't want to hear the reasons. I'm not going to listen to any explanations, don't waste your time and mine trying to answer a rhetorical question.)
Meme about your worst enemy.
Aug. 10th, 2021 12:43 pmIf I were in control of my worst enemy's body for 48 hours with no killing or harming him physically, I would withdraw all the money from his bank in cash, hide it somewhere only I know about, abandon his car in a no parking zone 20 feet from a police station, download a shit-ton of child pornography onto his laptop, then in the last 10 minutes I'd open his computer in front of a different police station and begin watching the child pornography right in front of the cops while whipping his dick out right there in public. That way even if he ever gets out of prison for child pornography possession and public indecency, his car will be repossessed, he'd be bankrupt, and he'd probably end up homeless given all the restrictions on where registered sex offenders are allowed to live.