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TikTok Lawyer Calls Out Woman Who Put Laxatives In Coffee Creamer After Coworkers Kept Stealing It
A lawyer made a video urging people not to put laxatives in their creamer, as one woman demonstrated in a deleted TikTok clip, to deter coworkers from stealing it.

Why the frick-frack paddy-whack is this illegal? The thief shouldn't be stealing things, it's their own fault if they get diarrhea from eating stolen food! And anyway, there's not even anything harmful about laxatives. It sounds to me like some thieving Karen griped and whined and carried on like Karens are wont to do for long enough and at the right people to get her ridiculous BS complaint turned into a law.

And FFS, be glad it's just laxatives. If it was me dealing with a thief, and nothing else was getting them to stop it, I'd be putting pure ghost pepper oil into the food. It's plausible deniability, then. "Your honor, I legitimately love spicy foods. It's not my fault this stupid thieving bitch can't handle a little spice in her stolen food."

Seriously, if this really is against the law, then that is one of the more brain-dead laws on the books.

(Note: The question "why is this illegal?" is rhetorical. I don't at all care why it's against the law, and I don't want to hear the reasons. I'm not going to listen to any explanations, don't waste your time and mine trying to answer a rhetorical question.)