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TikTok Lawyer Calls Out Woman Who Put Laxatives In Coffee Creamer After Coworkers Kept Stealing It
A lawyer made a video urging people not to put laxatives in their creamer, as one woman demonstrated in a deleted TikTok clip, to deter coworkers from stealing it.

Why the frick-frack paddy-whack is this illegal? The thief shouldn't be stealing things, it's their own fault if they get diarrhea from eating stolen food! And anyway, there's not even anything harmful about laxatives. It sounds to me like some thieving Karen griped and whined and carried on like Karens are wont to do for long enough and at the right people to get her ridiculous BS complaint turned into a law.

And FFS, be glad it's just laxatives. If it was me dealing with a thief, and nothing else was getting them to stop it, I'd be putting pure ghost pepper oil into the food. It's plausible deniability, then. "Your honor, I legitimately love spicy foods. It's not my fault this stupid thieving bitch can't handle a little spice in her stolen food."

Seriously, if this really is against the law, then that is one of the more brain-dead laws on the books.

(Note: The question "why is this illegal?" is rhetorical. I don't at all care why it's against the law, and I don't want to hear the reasons. I'm not going to listen to any explanations, don't waste your time and mine trying to answer a rhetorical question.)

I posted this to an FB group called The Cauldron, which is supposedly a tolerant place for pagans of all stripes, including Satanists, and got banned for an offhand mention of Donald Trump. Sure, they have a rule against talking about politics, but as I tried to explain, it was a mistake; I had just intended to give an example of a famous narcissist and liar other than Yahweh, and hadn’t registered him in my mind as a politician at the time I wrote it. They wouldn't even let me defend myself, or edit the post, they just fucking banned me, so thoroughly that I can’t even FIND the group’s page anymore. I had to use Fay's help to even find out who the admins were to try to contact them.

Here, see it for yourself and judge if it's ban-worthy:

Beliefs (Read "Somewhat firm thoughts on existence, which are subject to mood fluctuations and change.):

1. I believe that Lucifer/Satan is Good, Jehovah is Evil. My evidence is the Bible: everything Yahweh/Jehovah/"God" does in the Bible is narcissistic and evil. Genocide, the murder of children, blaming his supposed creations

2. I believe there IS no Creator, that Jehovah is a narcissistic liar (much like Donald Trump). The Everything (this universe and beyond) always Is, Was, and Will Be, with no beginning and no end, and therefore no Creator.

3. I believe that life is sacred, and that the Earth is alive.

4. I believe in reincarnation, even when I don't really want to.

5. I believe that, thanks to humans, this world has become *literally* Hell, IE well and truly a place of eternal torment, and reincarnation is the vehicle by which the soul gets tormented for eternity. I believe this is reversible, but given that humans a long history of wars and hatred, and given that - due to a genetic bottleneck 10,000 years ago - modern humans are all extremely inbred, I don't see this being reversed anytime in the next thousand years or more.

6. I'm not entirely convinced that Earth being Hell will ever be reversed as long as humans exist, because frankly I believe that until humans conquer mortal death and conquer all disease, that Sentience is Suffering.

7. I believe humans were given sentience and eternal life by Lucifer, but Jehovah stole eternal life from us out of jealousy, because sentient humans with eternal life are Gods Incarnate, and Jehovah is a God Disincarnate. So is Lucifer, but Xe doesn't mind; in fact, that's what Xe was going for. (Lucifer is genderless, but contains aspects of all genders.)

8. The loss of eternal life drove humans crazy, and now we make our world our own Hell as a result.

9. Some say we need to embrace our souls/spirits/Godhood side and reject our mortal/animal side in order to transcend our Hellish existence, but I believe we need to embrace BOTH our Godhood AND our Animal nature to turn Hell into Heaven. And we need to be aware that as social animals, a lot of what many people believe to be our animal nature is actually part of our insanity as a species. Anger and fear are good as long as you don't let them control you. Some examples: Hatred is anger and fear taken into extremes, and we should work to eliminate it. Jealousy is fear taken to extremes and we should work to eliminate it. | This doesn't mean we should suppress these feelings, but instead understand them, understand why we have them, and work on addressing the causes of these feelings.

Some other beliefs:

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Honestly, and people wonder why I’m so fucking anti-social! It’s because people suck!

 Posted this to Tumblr, felt it was necessary to repost it here:

Jesus Tittyfucking Christ on a pogo stick, people, why is it that every goddamn post criticizing a privileged group has to be either prefaced with “Yeah I know not all X,” or gets constantly derailed by some idiot or another being like “Not all X!” or “I’m X and I’m not that bad!” Do you people not comprehend the notion of “implied data” or are you just ignoring that with malice of forethought?

If I make a post of an observation of white people, I should NOT have to preface it with either “Yeah yeah, not all white people, sheesh,” or with “I’m white and I observe about other white people,” because honestly, NOBODY IS FUCKING SAYING “ALL WHITE PEOPLE.” I WAS TALKING ABOUT WHITE PEOPLE IN GENERAL!  

I should NOT have to say “Yes, I know, not all straight people” before making an observation about straight people as a group. I should NOT have to say “Yeah yeah, not all men” before making an observation about shitty things men in general do. I should NOT have to say “Yeah I’m not saying ‘all’ cis people do that,” when complaining about cis people being shitty. I should NOT have to preface my complaints and/or observations WITH ANYTHING AT ALL, because THAT SHIT IS ALREADY FUCKING IMPLIED!!!!

If I were to complain, “Ugh. Lawyers, man. Evil bastards,” anyone with even HALF a brain would know that I do NOT mean ALL lawyers. They would understand I was just complaining because I’d had a bad experience with one. They would understand that I am, by implication, only speaking about the bad ones.

If I said, “Ugh, humans suck,” nobody but an idiot would interject with “I’m a human and I don’t suck!” or “[insert person] is/was a good person!” So why is it if I or others talk about white people, or straight people, or men, or cis people, that some people always have to automatically assume we’re talking about every single goddamn person in that group when they should fucking well know we aren’t? It’s absolutely ridiculous bullshit, but I see the same thing even in people I know and like and think of as otherwise intelligent. HOW can so many people be so goddamned fucking STUPID?????

Something else I don’t understand, is that even if you think “not all X!” in response to something I bitch about, why in the bloody fuck would you speak that thought aloud? Do you know how you sound? You are contradicting your own statement when you do that. If a teacher told some rowdy boys “Boys, hush,” and some boy who had been quiet til then said “Not all us boys are being noisy!” Well congratulations, asshat, you just BECAME one of the noisy boys by being a little asshole. It’s the same shit! If you say “Not all white people are racist,” you might or might not be proving yourself to be a racist, but you ARE proving yourself to be an annoying idiotic dickweasel. Or in the case of a recent post, “I’m white and I can pronounce those names,” it’s like yeah, congratulations on completely missing the point. I wasn’t saying white people can’tpronounce those names, in fact I was saying the opposite; I was saying they CAN if they put in the effort, and I was also pointing out that an overwhelming majority of them don’t bother to put forth the effort in the case of brown people because hey, you can’t undo 300 years of racism in 50 years. Nor was I saying they were consciously or willfully being racist. For Pete’s sake, people, SAYING SOMETHING RACIST DOES NOT NECESSARILY MAKE YOU A RACIST, IT JUST MEANS YOU’RE LIVING IN A RACIST SOCIETY! Why you can’t just accept that fact and correct your behavior like a good little human is something I cannot evenbegin to comprehend. If I tell you your goddamn computer is sending virus-laden spam, that just means it’s been exposed to a virus, not that it willfully decided to send spam. Racism, sexism, homophobia, transphobia, biphobia, these things are memetic viruses, and someone pointing out that you’ve been infected by the virus does not make you racist, sexist, or whatever. You know what does make you those things, though? When your reaction to being called out on racism is “No I’m not racist! I have a black friend!” or if your response to racism/sexism/whatever is “You’re too sensitive!” or anything other than “Sorry about that, I’ll try not to do that again,” THAT is when you decide to be a racist/sexist/whatever.

Having the memetic virus does not make you the virus, it makes you a victim of society. Choosing to live in denial of being infected, choosing to ignore the problem rather than trying to fix it, and/or choosing to make your behavior EVEN MORE obnoxiously racist/sexist/whatever in response with shit like gaslighting (which is what shit like “You’re too sensitive” is), THAT is a willful choice to become the very thing you’re claiming to not be.

So I can only come to the conclusion that anyone who says “Not all white people!” is either the world’s biggest moron for being unable to understand the basic concept of “Oh they’re not talking about ALL white people, just white people in general,” or is choosing to be a fucking racist. Or homophobe, or transphobe, or whatever other shit you’ve been called out on that you refuse to genuinely apologize for, that you choose to not fix.

Oh and I swear on all that is unholy, if you go spouting off on more of the same “Not all X” bullshit in response to this post, I’m not even going to say anything, I’m just going to Ignore you and maybe report you for spam. So if you don’t agree with me on this, then FUCK OFF!