True facts
Apr. 20th, 2021 06:42 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
alex_antoninUnpopular opinion but true fact: people act like dogs are super smart, but literally everything they can be taught to do can be taught just as easily to rats. A creature with a brain the size of a walnut is of equal intelligence to dogs.
Furthermore, people claim to have taken a vicious predator - wolves - and bred them to be sooo much smarter than wolves. But wolves are in fact much more intelligent than dogs. Anyone who knows anything at all about the domestication process knows humans haven't made tame wolves, they've made mentally retarded wolves, the wolf version of people with down's syndrome.
Congratulations, humanity, you invented a wolf so mentally challenged that a rat - literal vermin - can do its job, and now y'all pretend like dogs are super smart just because they're programmable. Y'all think they're loyal and kind just because they're too mentally challenged to have the usual fear of humans that wolves do. It's ridiculous! The only reason they like humans, the only reason they act loyal, is because their damaged chromosomes make it so they literally can't tell the difference between a dog and a human.
Whereas cats, on the other hand, decided all on their own to adopt humans as pets because they got something out of the deal. But they're stubborn creatures, so humans call them stupid. In fact, though, they are far more intelligent than dogs.
On a side note, I think calling autistic people like myself "human cats" makes a lot of sense for these reasons. And for all these reasons, that's probably why I don't really like neurotypical humans in general. If autistic people are human cats, NT people are human dogs. And because we're stubborn and willfull and don't understand illogical NT customs, we get labeled as stupid when in fact we're far more intelligent than most NTs, at least as a general rule. Just as there are stupid cats, there are a few stupid autistic people. But in general we're the smarter, saner group. We're a bunch of human cats who have to live in the stink pits that the human equivalent of dogs have dug out and call a society.
Furthermore, people claim to have taken a vicious predator - wolves - and bred them to be sooo much smarter than wolves. But wolves are in fact much more intelligent than dogs. Anyone who knows anything at all about the domestication process knows humans haven't made tame wolves, they've made mentally retarded wolves, the wolf version of people with down's syndrome.
Congratulations, humanity, you invented a wolf so mentally challenged that a rat - literal vermin - can do its job, and now y'all pretend like dogs are super smart just because they're programmable. Y'all think they're loyal and kind just because they're too mentally challenged to have the usual fear of humans that wolves do. It's ridiculous! The only reason they like humans, the only reason they act loyal, is because their damaged chromosomes make it so they literally can't tell the difference between a dog and a human.
Whereas cats, on the other hand, decided all on their own to adopt humans as pets because they got something out of the deal. But they're stubborn creatures, so humans call them stupid. In fact, though, they are far more intelligent than dogs.
On a side note, I think calling autistic people like myself "human cats" makes a lot of sense for these reasons. And for all these reasons, that's probably why I don't really like neurotypical humans in general. If autistic people are human cats, NT people are human dogs. And because we're stubborn and willfull and don't understand illogical NT customs, we get labeled as stupid when in fact we're far more intelligent than most NTs, at least as a general rule. Just as there are stupid cats, there are a few stupid autistic people. But in general we're the smarter, saner group. We're a bunch of human cats who have to live in the stink pits that the human equivalent of dogs have dug out and call a society.