⛧ First Church of Hypocrisy, Blasphemy, and Self-Righteousness ⛧

Oh, oh yes! Yes, Thank you ever so much, war criminals, for defending my freedom to buy cheap gasoline via your brave war crimes against people of color in foreign countries! Truly you defend our fasc--I mean democracy by tearing down the democracies of other nations with exploitable resources and replacing them with cruel dictators that years down the road will wage war or terrorism on the US! Thank you ever so much for arming Al Qaeda back in the Reagan era to get one over on the Russians, that didn't backfire AT ALL! Oh right, and thank you for your contribution to the hundreds of people who died on 9/11 by that same Al Qaeda that you armed and trained! Truly those planes could not have flown into those buildings and killed all those people without you "defending" our "democracy," you "brave" men and women!

An exchange from Facebook.

Me: Charlotte's Web is banned??? o_O

Another person: And yet the state (Florida) elected a pig for governor

Me: More like "selected" that beast for governor. Democracy in the US is as fake as Trump's tan. There could be an election where the choice is between Mr. Rogers of children's TV fame running against Josef Stalin and it'd be Stalin who would "win" the "election."

Not that there ever would be that clear cut of a choice. The DNC would never in a million years back Mr. Rogers. Their billionaire overlords would never allow it. They'd try their best to squash his campaign, their voters would still pick him out of all the candidates overwhelmingly (99% voted for him!), and then they'd throw out or alter as many votes as they needed to be able to go "Oh no sorry guys Mr. Rogers didn't win. But we heard your cries for a candidate who's popular with the youths. Your new Democratic candidate is children's TV star Jimmy Saville and his running mate Jared Fogle."