Neo-Dadaism is alive and well!

The other day I read about this artist guy shitting in a bunch of buckets and trying to sell it as fine art. My initial reaction was an eyeroll, but as I was thinking about it today, the pure genius of it struck me: Neo-Dadaism is alive and well, and going to extremes even the original Dadaists would find offensive! It's also a biting criticism of the modern art world and of capitalistic greed and idiocy, saying that people will literally buy any old shit if marketed well enough.

Fuck, man, I must know this artist's name, he is my new favorite.

I am such a smart ass

Eluiana Elven: " why doesnt Microsoft Word recognise the word "emancipatory"? "

Me: "Microsoft Word was programmed back before the civil war, on paper cards, and was originally intended for Babbage's difference engine. They have yet to update the code."

Eluiana Elven: "draft one of my Masters essay done! WOOHOOO! (ended up on a roll this afternoon)"

Me: "Now that your Master's essay is done, time to start on your submissive's essay!"

Eluiana Elven: "The Cathars had a very valid point..."

Me: "I love the Cathars, too, though I wonder how their name (as in "cathartic") came to be synonymous with releasing pent-up emotions, and the release of other kinds of pent-up crap. ;-)"

Some guy: "Just go find yourself a nice plump babe to bang."

Me, taking it as an insult given the rest of the context: "But I already called your mom, and she has a headache tonight."

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Santa Claus is a sexual predator.

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good. He runs a sweatshop employing lots of little people. Everyone, this "Santa Claus" is a sexual predator! The "coal" he gives bad children is probably code for "Child Oral/Anal Lube," which is code for "be a good boy or girl, or Santa will have to molest you in the middle of the night." "Suzy, you've been a bad little girl. Time to touch Santa on the penis."

My apologies to the fat man. I just like being a smart ass.